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Did Red Bull Jump the Shark?
October 14, 2012
Today, a guy named Felix Bumgartner safely jumped from a balloon in outer space, back to earth. His only equipment was a special suit and a parachute. It was pretty
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Five Things I’d Do If I Were The King of America
October 13, 2012
If I were President, there are a few things I’d change. Community Service in Exchange for Government Aid. If you receive aid in any capacity, you pay for it through
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Ode to W.W.
October 12, 2012
We wake up and type words into blank spaces hoping that they latch on somewhere. Like filament from a spider. Before this, we kept our words mostly to ourselves. Or
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Efficiency
September 23, 2012
If you knew you had an hour to live, I bet you wouldn’t waste a second. And yet in daily life, we waste so much time on stupid shit. Like
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turning on the mundane
September 18, 2012
when I dropped her off for soccer practice, she smacked me on the lips and banged into my tender nose. causing a little blood to appear. i said goodbye. told her
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Dear @BestBuy, You Used To Love Me
September 16, 2012
12 OCTOBER UPDATE: After several unanswered emails, and tweets that have fallen on deaf ears, it’s clear to me that Best Buy has given up on my appeal for them
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What I Want
September 8, 2012
I want one of those kick ass memory foam mattresses for a king-sized bed with mosquito netting where my whole family, including my dogs, can hang out on Sunday mornings
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Welcome To Charlotte
August 30, 2012
Summer 1994. I was driving south on I-77 with my girlfriend. We were leaving Pennsylvania on our way to Florida for a vacation. After hours of driving through mountains and
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