We only get one first kiss. Mine was inadvertent. Sort of. It was seventh grade. The object of my affection was a black-haired, golden-skinned beauty named Stacie Shrine. She was a petit girl with a smile like a Close Up…
Oh hello Mr. Barred Owl on the low hanging bough just outside my window.
Fresh on the heels of H&R Block’s “Get Your Billion Back, America” campaign, now we have the Yahoo/Quicken Loans “Billion Dollar Bracket” campaign. Unlike the sleight of hand employed by H&R Block, this concept is even eviler. The H&R campaign…
The stories keep piling up and I have nowhere to put them except in little digital envelopes to be saved for a time when I can immerse myself in them and set them free. This is why I freak out…
Dear Everyone who is currently complaining about winter when you were all like, ‘oh we love the cooler weather – we can’t wait for winter to get here’ back when I was bitching about it being September last year –…
