I took Cozette to Target for a watch on Friday. She picked one that’s mostly rubber and mostly white, but for some salmon highlights around the face. It’s digital. I tried to convince her to get a watch with hands…
There’s a lot that I don’t understand about the idea of religion. I was raised Southern Baptist. We were big Jesus people – the red letters in the bible were always the most important. But I didn’t understand most of…
This purpose of this post is to publicly announce that I’m finished with shaking hands as a cultural device. I’ve given it up for the fist bump. No, I’m not doing it because of President Obama. Well, I mean yes…
I’ve been playing in the same fantasy baseball league with the same guys in NY/NJ for 20 years. Back in the day, we had to use the Wednesday edition of USA Today to see the previous week’s stats and then…
Most days I wish I was normal like everyone else. So that I could get in line with the rest of you, and be grateful for another day I get to don the layers necessary to go out into the…
It would be romantic to say that my muses are my daughters and wife. But that’s just not true. My muses swirl around me all day as spirits only I can see, hear, and feel. And mostly, my muses don’t…
Writer. Father to daughters. Husband. Ad man. Raised by wolves. 
