1) Sarcasm is easily misinterpreted on the phone. 2) I have a face for radio and a voice for Twitter. Which is to say, I don’t like my voice. 3) Having to hold my hand up to my…
Earlier today I tweeted that my life had been threatened at a traffic signal. I think I owe it to you to explain a little. First, today is the first day of spring break. The kids are home. The wife…
Last night I lost a dozen or so followers after a tweet about my ass. I just happened to notice this because of those stupid numbers on Twitter that show us how valuable we are to the world. Or at…
Writer. Father to daughters. Husband. Ad man. Raised by wolves. 