At 13, I feel like I’m losing her. It rips my heart in two. We are too similar. And there are too many hormones flying around. I can’t back down because I’m the parent. She can’t back down because she’s…
We only get one first kiss. Mine was inadvertent. Sort of. It was seventh grade. The object of my affection was a black-haired, golden-skinned beauty named Stacie Shrine. She was a petit girl with a smile like a Close Up…
Oh hello Mr. Barred Owl on the low hanging bough just outside my window.
Fresh on the heels of H&R Block’s “Get Your Billion Back, America” campaign, now we have the Yahoo/Quicken Loans “Billion Dollar Bracket” campaign. Unlike the sleight of hand employed by H&R Block, this concept is even eviler. The H&R campaign…
The stories keep piling up and I have nowhere to put them except in little digital envelopes to be saved for a time when I can immerse myself in them and set them free. This is why I freak out…
Dear Everyone who is currently complaining about winter when you were all like, ‘oh we love the cooler weather – we can’t wait for winter to get here’ back when I was bitching about it being September last year –…
Writer. Father to daughters. Husband. Ad man. Raised by wolves. 
